Singing kids and dancing dogs are once more on our screens,
BGT tries once again to find an act fit for the Queen.
To find talent for Her Majesty, something that will excite her,
And we’ve placed this task into the hands of none other than Knightrider?
He’s just so indecisive; can he spot the hidden stars?
He runs every decision he must make past his talking car.
He’s just a dumb American, with a tendency to waffle,
His input is redundant, his contribution Hoff –all.
He’s not quite fit to be a judge, he’s left the viewers frowning,
Hope he brought his Baywatch gear to stop this show from drowning.
He’s just a silly 80’s icon, he lacks the pedigree,
Simon should have gone all out and just got Mr T.
You did your very best sir, and for that we will scoff,
Now quickly pack your bags David, & promptly bugger Hoff.
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