Gaga

Yellow haired hermaphrodite, she was Born this Way,

Wearing wacky outfits and making pop songs for the gays.

She’s become a fashion icon, a term that makes us wince,

Her style has been quite literally just a load of mince.

She’s most famous for that meat dress, made her a mega star,

She doesn’t need Versace, just her local abattoir.

She outshone all her rivals, her shoes where honey roasted ham,

Madonna had her own meat theme, mutton dressed up as lamb.

She made quite the impact, she wore that dress with ease,

Most stars get styled by Gucci, and not Mayor McCheese.

Smelling just like pork chops, stray dogs try to mount her,

Serves her right for buying a dress from Morrison’s meat counter.

She got the vegans raging; they launched long and vicious rants,

But they’ve never been that bothered by the hot dog in her pants.

Snide remarks she is a man has left the Gaga hurtin’,

But does she have some giant meatballs in place of her beef curtains?

As her ego swallows up the world, and with all the hype around her,

She can be brought back down again, Grill her bout her quarter pounder.

She’s got that meat dress in her show, she think’s she’s gonna tour it,

It’s what’s really caused the e-coli that’s sweeping throughout Europe.