Simon’s mind has finally been made up,
From his American dream he must wake up,
With Danni Minogue,
No longer in vogue,
Our judging panels in need of a shake up.
The UK show Simon must sacrifice,
Gary Barlow will now dole out advice,
It does slightly seem,
The shows jumped extremes,
From Mr Nasty to Mr too Nice.
Cheryl flew out to US X-Factor,
But the press there just seemed to attack her,
Her Newcastle tones,
Lead to some groans,
One week later Simon eventually sacked her.
So with Cheryl feeling the rub,
She’s gave the UK an almighty snub,
But this panel must have,
Some kind of chav,
So Simons brought in the girl from N-Dubz.
Kelly Rowland just seems so mild,
Makes Gary Barlow’s lifestyle seem wild,
By far it’s reckoned,
She’d be everyone’s second,
Choice of judges from Destiny’s Child.
Louis Walsh has clung on to his place,
He serves as the familiar face,
He always gets slated,
He’s nobody’s favourite,
He’s just there to fill up the space.
So with a new judging panel all planned out,
We’ll see how these changes will pan out,
But with no Simon Cowell,
They should throw in the towel,
The shelf life of this shows surely ran out.
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