Made in Chelsea

A docusoap on the well to do, their privileged lives on show,

It’s the only way is essexs in a tux and dickie bow.

A group of spoiled rich kids swan round London’s lavish parts,

Spending daddy’s money and spouting affairs of the heart.

The resemblance to the Essexs show is really quite uncanny,

Accept we have more upturned cunts, in Dolce and Armani.

They’re just normal people, with common problems and pet peeves,

Like should they summer in the mountains, and Christmas in the Maldives?

These toff nosed types are awful, and their ratings took a hammerin’,

It’s like The Hills has been remade but by the hands of David Cameron.

Is this show a telly treat? A recipe for success?

It’s not so much crème de la crème, but more an Eton Mess.

For all its wealth and posturing this whole show is a farce,

It’s the trash show equivalent of Pippa Middleton’s plump arse.

Yes it’s just a cheap thrill, and we sneaked a guilty peek,

But it’s all just silly gawping at a load of brazen cheek.

Cheerio Made in Chelsea, this show aint been a hit,

Let’s hope a double dip recession bankrupts all these little shits.