Jordan’s bagged herself a new man, as her last 2 hubbys vanish,
They’ll be no fights with this new guy though, he only talks in Spanish.
The young fools named Leandro and he can’t speak English well,
She likes to push her men around, she’s found her own Manwell.
How do this pair communicate, it just seems slightly funny?
It works because they both know how to speak the language of fast money.
Because his English is so bad, they interact with movements,
Her last hubby spoke in grunts and moans, so this is an improvement.
They flew out to his homeland; his folks have finally seen her,
And as he left he sang to them ‘Don’t cry for me Argentina’,
This keeps her in the public eye, her only motivation,
She gets some press and he gets fame, a win win situation,
She’ll dump him then have surgery; it’s the story of her life,
So to break this endless cycle will you please take this advice:
Date who you like, carve up your face, the public just wont accept you,
But it wont fill the hole that’s been in your soul since Peter Andre upped and left you.
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