Snog Marry Avoid

The Greek God Zeus, all powerful and mighty,

Bestowed beauty upon Goddess  Aphrodite.

Men fell at her feet, they worshipped in awe,

They couldn’t believe the beauty they saw.

These days Aphrodite might be somewhat annoyed,

If her looks lands her on Snog Marry Avoid.

In front of a graphic that’s comically snooty,

And Jenny Frost, the supposed face of natural beauty.

The premise is simple, they take overdone slappers,

And change their whole look to make them more dapper.

POD, the talking computer contestants take on,

Is like Trinny and Susannah mixed in with Tron.

The state of the mingers is often absurd,

POD’s basically challenged to polish a turd.

She points out their fakeness and the time that it takes up

And then without warning sandblasts off their make up.

No, they wash off their own slap, this parts takes the mick,

Some faces need more cleaning than BP’s oil slick.

POD makes them over, gives them new threads,

And yanks out the extensions glued onto their head.

Some love their new look, it’s a fresh start,

But most of them dont and revert back to tarts.

And so Jenny Frost’s beaten and must face defeat,

The show, much like POD, hits control.Alt.Delete.