Vicky Beckham’s up the duff, one more to their brood,
But what name will they call it? This oughta be good...
There’ll be speculation; it will make the evening news,
What name could be dafter than Brookyln, Romeo or Cruz?
Her band mate Geri Halliwell called hers Bluebell Madonna,
The kids half weed half pop whore, quite the fucking honour.
Celebs do like the crazy names, something outrageous or just silly,
It’s a laugh to everyone, except Heavely Hirana Tiger Lily.
Becks may open it to sponsorship to see what they can get,
They could call the little baby Coke, or Tesco, or Gillette.
Gwenth Paltrow did the same thing, boasted at the christening chapel,
She dont like fruit she loves iPads, that’s why her kids called Apple.
Brad and Ange did have a laugh, their kids called Shiloh Pitt,
If you rearrange the letters that names a total pile o’shit.
Nicole Kidman called hers Sunday Rose, sounds like a meal almost,
It’s based on things she cannot eat, it should be ‘Sunday Roast’.
Jermaine Jackson’s kid Jermajesty should really just let rip,
In later life he’ll tell his dad Jer-wanna-get-a-grip?
George Foreman called all his boys George, he has at least 5 sons,
He’s so proud he put his name on every single one.
So who knows what Posh could call it, she wont let it spill,
I’m guessing ‘Johns’ an outside bet down at William Hill.
The Beckham’s will only tell Ok! They’ll exclusively sell it.
They have to keep the name quite short so David can still spell it.
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