Lily Allen: Riches to Rags

Once there was a London girl, Pop music was her passion,

But that became too much hard work, so now her love is fashion.

She’s claiming clothes are now her dream, Lily’s inconsistent,

One minute a huge pop star, the next a shop assistant.

Lily Allen chav princess wants to open a boutique,

And she’s invited channel 4 round it so we can have a peek.

But Lily’s wishy washy and her interests levels dropping,

She doesn’t want to run the store, she just wants to go shopping.

Lily wants to wear the stock, that’s how her shop may well fail,

A bit like Amy Winehouse trying to run an off sales.

Her plan to start a dress up shop wont impress on Dragons Den,

Does she want to run a business or just be Mr Benn?

Perhaps go back to singing, a fashion career she cannot forge.

She could always just design some clothes to sell at Asda George.