Davina

There was once a young gal called Davina,

Who once had a wild child demeanour,

As many will know,

She used to do blo,

Her career took off when she got cleaner.

Things started to look up for Davina,

Bosses at channel 4 must have seen her,

She became host of Big Brother,

Then three times a mother,

Reality tv redeemed her.

Big Brother brought her success and pleasure,

And fame chucked in for good measure,

The show came to a peak,

Much like Div’s massive beak,

and confirmed her a national treasure.

For her past sins we’ll have to excuse her,

She’s no longer a smackhead or boozer,

She helps tone our thighs,

And sells us hair dye,

And helps fatties on the biggest loser.

Last Year Big Bro finally stopped,

So Davina now does the Million Pound Drop,

You gamble the cash,

It’s gone in a flash,

Faster than her chat show that flopped.