Could Ashley Cole redeem himself? his name is less than mudNo, he got himself an air rifle and went all Elmer Fudd.
He shot the work place student, with an airgun pellet,
Who hobbled to the Daily star to see if he could sell it.
When it comes to guns and own goals checkout Ashley’s boot,
With that sexting nonsense he shot himself in the foot.
Xbox have approached him, their idea is a beauty,
They’ve made a shoot em up game and called it Cole of Duty.
He’s the UK’s biggest villain, this stunt he will equal,
He’s gonna play the bad guy in the next Batman sequel.
Ashley, get a real gun, the nations love you can still gain,
Get out your fancy iphone, Google ‘death’ & ‘Kurt Cobain’.
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