Pricey’s lost another one, her husbands said so long,Her marriage vanished up her arse like a cheap primark made thong.
Katie Price and Alex Reid they made quite the pair,
Now they’ll divvy up the sunbeds and the brain cell that they share.
Katie Price so many things, model, mother, writer,
And proudly now the ex wife to a cross dressing cage fighter.
Will Alex get a fortune, What will the Pricey let go?
It’s said he wants her hotpants and her best pair of stilettos.
But Katie Price is savvy; she’ll always get her way
She’s palmed him off with Harvey for evenings on weekdays.
To celebrate her singledom she’s had a breast reduction,
But she’s lost 2 tits in 2 years, and her career is in destruction.
Perhaps her next tv show will find her Husband number 3,
Another marriage burns out, but this time in HD.
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