Kerry Katona on Ice

What could cheer a Sunday up, give it a little spice?

Oh wait I know, a talent show, mental illnesses on ice.

Alas it seems that ITV are one step ahead,

Will Kerry be able, to remain fully stable, both on ice and in her head?

Her agents like her doctor she’ll treat manic depression,

simply spike her, dress her in lycra, and spin her round in quick succession.

Will Kerry cope with pressure if she’s feeling under the weather,

With the power he yields, can Philip Schofield, piece her back together?

We worry Kerry may fail, then go out on the piss,

Just one mistake, she’ll take her skates and run them threw her wrists.

Yes we know she’s bankrupt and that needs instant action,

But a quick buck can leave you fucked, just look at Michael Jackson.

Dont breakdown on telly please, go home and get on top form,

Head this warning or be back on This Morning, slurring up an ice storm.